Robbie Williams' new single Bodies

from the forthcoming album "Reality killed the video star" produced by Trevor Horn.

dancing grandma

One of the best 'unknown' movies ever!

Moment of surrender LIVE

Moment of surrender LIVE

Tinnitus, how it can sound like...

Martin Scorsese Shutter Island

Damien Walters incredible stunts!

Sherlock Holmes; Guy Ritchie, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law.

See this movie

The Hours Ian MacNeil Marieke Spencer Mark Huffam Paramount 2003-06-24 Sales Rank : 7428 Average Review See details at Amazon by G-Tools

The Hours (Score)
	Philip Glass Nonesuch 2002-12-10 Sales Rank : 13617 Average Review Haunting, Mesmerizing, Inspiring, Poetic! Haunting Music Listening pleasure See details at Amazon by G-Tools

Thoughts

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of "work," because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. People are working every minute.
The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

“People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually it's the way things happen to you in life that's unreal. The movies make emotions look so strong and real, whereas when things really do happen to you, it's like watching television -- you don't feel anything.”

My instinct about painting says, 'if you don't think about it, it's right.' As soon as you have to decide and choose, it's wrong. And the more you decide about, the more wrong it gets.

“The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting.”

Art is anything you can get away with.

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.

French and Saunders school trip parody.

Get on your boots, u2, JUSTICE REMIX

An official remix by Justice, not released and even better than the real thing!

Your everyday (funny short) life stories.

some stories:

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

#820741 (61) - 04/05/2009 at 5:34pm by IfuSeekAmyIdo - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (41906) - you deserved that one (2544)
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Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML

#776738 (179) - 04/03/2009 at 12:19am by kenken2 - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (21486) - you deserved that one (80710)
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Today, my dad was laying down on the couch and i sat down next to him. As i was reading a text message i saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

#740213 (138) - 04/01/2009 at 1:15am by whatashame - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (10149) - you deserved that one (45510)
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Today, I was at lunch with my mom and my sister. We had a cute waiter and I thought I'd be flirty and take a sip of my drink seductively. The straw missed my mouth and went straight up my nose. FML

#817202 (83) - 04/05/2009 at 1:45pm by Anonymous - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (6302) - you deserved that one (34391)
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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043 (188) - 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm by rebekah - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (59020) - you deserved that one (4306)
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Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473 (93) - 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm by Nikki - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (13223) - you deserved that one (32830)
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Today, I forgot my weed on the kitchen counter before leaving for school. My parents surprised me by coming home a day early from their vacation. My mom had mistaken it for parsley, and it is now on top of my pasta. FML

#787061 (290) - 04/03/2009 at 6:23pm by Anonymous - health - I agree, your life is f***ed (8912) - you deserved that one (51980)
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Prison Dance, Thriller.